baldy

So, we had a big scene, with a lot of pain.  And more hot conversation.  And fucking.  You know, the usual.

Then we were talking and somehow the topic of me shaving my head came up.  And I’ve kind of wanted to have really short hair, but I thought it would look bad and might not go over well at work.  But I do feel more comfortable at this job than at my old job.

So I said I would do it.

Joscelin didn’t believe me.

We like to bet $1 on various outcomes around my house, so I ended up getting not only a $1 bet, but at 5:1 odds.

And then we shaved my head.

It took a while.  My hair is fairly thin, but it was between chin and shoulder length, the same all around (no bangs or anything).  We cut it first, and then Jos shaved it with the tiny beard trimmer that is part of his electric shaver.

When I got up from that is when he said, “Oh wow.  You are totally satisfying my Laura Antoniou fetish!”

“You have a Laura Antoniou fetish?”

“I do now!” he said.

I really did look more like her than I ever have.

After that, I sat in the bathtub and shaved it the rest of the way smooth with a razor.  It took a long time.  (Actually, all of it took a really long time.)

I’m a bit trepidatious about going in to work tomorrow, but I think it actually looks pretty awesome – definitely better than I would have guessed.  I look really butch.  Like, seriously very butch.  It is kind of the bomb.